RMS Titanic when built, was the largest cruise line in the world, unmatched in opulence and luxury. The ship boasted every entertainment imaginable, including a squash court, a swimming pool, gymn, a Turkish bath and a great library. The decor was very stylish, and the dining room walls were paneled with extensive oak. The ship was built in the Harland and Wolff shipyard in Belfast and after a much-publicized launch studies experienced sea as it steamed to Southampton on the south coast of England down. On 10 April 1912, carrying a total of 2223 passengers and crew members, the ship sailed on its maiden voyage to New York. Four days living in his journey, steaming through a dark and cold Atlantic night, the Titanic struck an iceberg and sank two hours 40 minutes later with the loss of the 1517th
How could such a terrible tragedy are the object of daily humor? Maybe to blame are the owners of the ship, the White Star Line. To quote their widely read advertising brochure in 1910 for the sister ships Titanic and Olympic produced: "These two wonderful ships are designed to be unsinkable 'Even during that fateful night in 1912, when the New York office of White Start Line was told that. Titanic was in trouble, White Star vice president, Philip Franklin said: "We place absolute confidence in the Titanic. We believe that the boat unsinkable. "
So the smorgasbord of tragedy, disaster and irony give us an excuse to laugh capricious and fateful nature of our existence away.
Well, down to sort the good jokes bad from the (and there are certainly a lot worse). below are the favorites of the editor, so apologize if your own choices are not available.
* What was the last thing someone said on the Titanic? " I know I ordered ice cream, but this is ridiculous! "
* What kind of cakes they have for desert on the Titanic? Upside-down cake!
* What ship can never to be hit by an iceberg? FRIENDSHIP !!
* What with ice goes well down? the Titanic!
* What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? About halfway!
* the chief designer of the Titanic had a lisp. It is unthinkable
* On the Titanic the captain calls a meeting of his officers:
"I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?"
"The good news," replies an officer.
"We will get eleven Oscars."
* Titanic was sinking. The people on the ship called, crying, running and praying. A passenger went to the captain to ask him a question.
Passenger: How far are we from land?
Captain: Two miles ...
Passenger: Just two miles, then why are these fools making so much noise. I can easily swim far.
Captain: Uh ..... ????
Passenger: In which direction should I swim?
Captain: Down ..
* So these were some good things that came out of the Titanic sinking:
After the news, the last survivor was fond of saying: ". When it comes for the ship down would not have been, I would be an American" * to see
Log in an office: the difference is between this place and the Titanic .... they had a band
* business consultant to crewmember! -
agent: To confirm, we are short of lifebelts or lifeboats?
sailors: Both, sir.
Consultant. Great, we have made savings across the board.
* Heard when the ship went down ...
So this is not New York?
It is still better than Carnival!
has therefore canceled all night Buffet?
What a carry on I can take on the lifeboat?
Do you mind if I hold your baby for a minute?
This is definitely the last time I book a cheap repositioning cruise!
Oh, so that's what they "Cruise to nowhere" mean of.
We can not afford to stop here long. I have to catch a plane got in New York.
Nobody reads my tweets, but if we bring one of the celebrities on board to tweet this, it will hit the news!
Ooh my wife falls overboard. Keep the lifeboat. I update my Facebook status.
With only one or two of these jokes, you would also armed for some light humor after dinner on the cruise ship. But make were one of the passengers on MS Explorer, a cruise ship, the Antarctic declined from 2007. All 154 passengers and crew spent many hours on life floating rafts in icy seas before they fortuitously picked MS Nord Norge, a Norwegian cruise ship near cruising. The shipwrecked passengers and crew members kept their spirits telling Titanic jokes together. So, just in case you ever had to fall in this miserable plight, it might be wise to remember more than just one or two!
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